Ad awards? I've picked up a few in my time. The haul isn't yet so big that it'd need a Pickfords lorry all to itself if I were moving house next Tuesday. But then it's not so meagre that I could wedge it between two Caffè Nero loyalty cards paperclipped together. I've had a number of entries in The Book – the D&AD annual – mostly for writing. Which, for a copywriter, is rather nice. And one of those was a silver nomination. I've also had BTAA diplomas, and awards from Epica and Creative Circle (although that one is really going back a bit). More recently, I was a New York Festivals finalist. And I won gold awards for copywriting at the Fresh, Roses and Cream awards. A trio that, I now notice, sound collectively like an inedible dessert.