I've had such a chequered career,
they could wave my CV at Silverstone.
Actually, I've worked at some of the most creative agencies in Scotland: The Leith Agency (for four years), Faulds (three years) and 1576 (over five years).
Sadly, the last two agencies in that list are no longer around. I realise that makes me sound like marketing's answer to bubonic plague, but they didn't close until many months after I'd left. And I have witnesses, only some of whom are blood relatives, who'll testify to that under oath.
I’m now a freelance copywriter. And I work for some pretty marvellous advertising and design agencies across the country.