After four years of loyal and largely uncomplaining service, my dear old website has been put out to pasture. It will now see out the rest of its days in a virtual meadow somewhere in a quiet corner of cyberspace – alongside its even more elderly and knock-kneed predecessor. Although I’ve already written a new site, it’s not quite ready to go live. In the spirit of incompetent yet enthusiastic DIY, I’m currently farting around with templates, typefaces and all kinds of other stuff that copywriters like me shouldn’t really be allowed to fiddle with unless the last designer on earth has officially been pronounced dead by at least three reputable medical professionals.