That's nepotism gone mad, you say? How dare you. Admittedly, some of the other writers were great. But how could I pass up the opportunity to work with myself? I've been itching to self-collaborate for years. Years, I tell you. If, after you've had a good rummage round here, you decide you'd like me to write something for you, or work in your creative department, please drop me a line at And pop along to my LinkedIn page, so that – if you'll excuse my forwardness – we can, y’know… link.